Stop putting these things in the bunghole
Tobacco. How many times do I have to pull out a wad of tobacco? I know whoever is the depositor thinks it will improve the flavor, but really, just stop. It clogs the spigot, and it makes it impossible to properly pour a tankard or, worse, a flagon.
Pickles, seriously, who wants a pickled-flavored ale? Enough said.
Corncobs, Ok, maybe you were stealing ale, and you had to replace the bung that you tossed in your excitement to abscond with some liquid courage, and you grabbed the next best thing. It works, but just keep track of the bung.
Fake eyes, really, are you just trying to be funny? Well, it's not funny. Maybe the first time when I looked in the bunghole and saw something staring back at me, it was funny, but now it's just old.
Gold doubloons, actually, keep putting them into the barrels. I appreciate the extra gold.
Jewels, you can definitely keep putting these into the barrels.
Yes, this was clickbait, but I wanted to post this in honor of
opening of Planks & Plunder next month.